Tuesday, June 9, 2009

talk like a moron ?, act like an idoit ?, speak like a pervert?

then Uuuu willll fit-right- IN






are you moron?
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09/08/ Julie "julieholic™" K. says:

on the Atif's request..

so tell me.. what did you do last night??

oh come on.. don't tell me you are not going to have any drinks from now.. liar!

surprisingly, I didn't have any drinks yesterday.. it happened.. well.. BUT, I will have lots of drinks today, and tomorrow..

what's ur plan, my lovely moron?






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While having science lesson, my friend asked me, "psst, how long does it take for a chick to grow and become a hen?"

"Just a sec.."

I said and took out my textbook."

Just then my friend scolded me and said," IDIOT!

You mean it takes one second for a chick to grow and become a hen?'






(please send it with dry ice as that stuff rots fast and stinks bad).

Enjoy your stay and come back often.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?





Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?



I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.


I met a Holland Michigan Church Goer.. but he deceived me..

He was really a Holland Michigan Whore...









Amsterdam Working whores
Amsterdam Working Girls Photos


HoboTraveler.com Travel Newsletter 163



Normally green like that is on copper covering after it oxidizes. Architecture in Amsterdam


Room where girls will stand to try and have sex with the people passing by


Girl is standing to the right of photo, they all run if I start to hold my camera up,
so the photo is just me pointing and shooting.


The all have underwear or bras and panties on, and stand there wanting to talk with you.
The prices is suppose to be 50 Euros for F#$% and SuAT# / 15 minute I believe


Doors to Prostututes


Moulin Rouge


Shoarma Teddy


This guy kept telling me not to have my backpack on as people would rob me
I went in an ate French Fries or Chips for 3 Euros or about 4 dollars.









Windows or doors in front of prostitutes rooms in Amsterdam - Whores


Bed where they are presently clean the rooms and I am able to photo


I guess they close the curtains and perform their work



www.hotelrunners.com

is a place that will arrange or help you find a room

when the place is full, which is almost always,

they will find the cheaper rooms.











This is Dalvin square, but I cannot really remember the name


Madame Tussauds


This is an electric power conveyor to put things up on roof with a ladder system


Good Girls go to Heaven, Bad Girls go to Amsterdam


Notice the building leaning forward





Canal


Lots of old bikes in Amsterdam. When the Germans came in WW II they supposedly stole
lots of bike, or took the bikes, A joke to tell the Germans is,

"Hey, and by the way, bring back my bike!"




My bag fitting inside the box or carryon size contraption for Easyjet.com


My bag made in Nepal





Pavlov's Dog Game
- What's a conditioned reflex?
- What's a stimulus?
- How can you learn a conditioned reflex?

In this game, you will find out if you can train a dog to drool on command - an example of a conditioned reflex. Ivan Pavlov's description of how animals (and humans) can be trained to respond in a certain way to a particular stimulus, paved the way for a new and objective method of studying animal and human behaviour.

The object of the game is to train Pavlov's dog to respond to a signal that it will associate with being fed. Choose the right signals with his food and you will successful; choose the wrong options and the dog will refuse to respond to your signals.